In typical fashion, I was jumping around and screaming for joy due to another goal in Teta-time … When I noticed lots of water leaking out of my washing machine down the hall. I was able to call my wife over and we were able to soak up about 2/3s of a loads water before the cycle had even ended, before the water was able to sit and do too much damage - like soaking the baseboards and into the drywall.

If Kai didn’t score I probably would’ve been on the couch for another 45min scrolling Reddit comments for some sort of rationalization to losing out on 2 points. And then seeing the water leak would’ve been a swift kick to the nuts.

Thanks for listening. I couldn’t post this anecdote without an attachment. I just finished clean up a bit ago, thankfully our sub has the happy celebration gifs of post match that I missed.

Waka Waka…