A new head coach goes to his office and finds 3 sealed envelopes from the previous fired coach, labeled Open for Emergency #1, #2, and #3.
The team loses 3 straight, and the coach opens Emergency #1. It says “Fire the Offensive Coordinator.” Things get better.
Then another slump, the coach opens envelope #2, which says “Fire the Defensive Coordinator.”
Then things really hit bottom. The Coach opens #3, which says “Go to the store, and buy 3 envelopes.”
- as told by 49ers Coach Bill Walsh
Frognaros caught it, but yeah my first thought too. That joke stolen as hell.
In fact, that joke was referenced in a WaPo article in 1982
Related, damn. Traffic came out 23 years ago? Good flick.