Basically, if Kenny doesn’t throw for at least 2 TDs I will do a shot of everclear. If next week he doesn’t do it I will do 2 shots. If the following week he fails to do it, I will do 4 shots. And I am going to continue until he throws multiple TDs in a single game or until I die.
Ball is in your court Kenny, my blood will be on your hands.
My man, if you get to 8 or 16 shots of everclear, make sure you have a friend nearby to call 911 for you. Or just do your shots in the ER waiting room. You will need someone to help pump your stomach asap