| Game | OPP | Score | Summary |
|---|---|---|---|
| 17 | CLE | L 102-105 | Sloppy game 25% 3PT and 69%FT… 3rd QT: Raptors 20pts / Max Strus : 20pts… OG locks down Spida… Final shot not Gary’s fault!! |
| 16 [IST] | CHI | W 121-108 | Salt of the Earth .500 baby!!! Prince OG PotG… IST confusion. Are we eliminated?! Playing for point differentials?.. yup |
| 15 | IND | W 132-131 | Game of the Year… The Spice did flow… RAPTOR NATION rising… Pitchforks for Gary (missed FTs) |
| 14 [IST] | ORL | L 107-126 | The team lacks ‘dawgs’ … NN was not the problem… Masai, this roster ain’t it. Rebuild!! Tank team envy |
| 13 | DET | W 142-113 | Much needed laugher, G-bye Casey Curse, Hot4Scott not Fade4Cade |
| 12 [IST] | BOS | L 105-108 | Ice Capades. Darko, no timeout to get Scottie in?! Pascal’s a monster!! |
| 11 | MIL | L 112-128 | Ooof … Time to trade Siakam again … Masai bad… Precious bad |
| 10 | WAS | W 111-107 | This team sucks … fAkE cOmEbAcK? 22-1 run … OMG Siakam is him!!! |
| 09 | BOS | L 94 - 117 | Why TF are the J’s still dunking in a 30pt blow-out?! Flush it and move on |
| 08 | DAL+BEN TAYLOR | W 127-116 | Spicy Back! Gary’s Back! Back to .500! Back to Back Wins!! |
| 07 | SAS | W 123-116 OT | WTF is this ga… Scottie Barnes our Lord and Saviour!!! LFG!!! |
| 06 | PHI | L 99-114 | Schedule loss. LOVE Scottie. Pascal needs to be better. Let’s trade Gary! |
| 05 | MIL | W 130-111 | We Back! Plan the parade! |
| 04 | POR | L 91-99 | It wasn’t the coach, it’s the roster construction |
| 03 | PHI | L 107-114 | Time to trade Siakam |
| 02 | CHI | L 103-104 OT | WTF was that game? L2M: Caruso flop - IC cost Raptors the game |
| 01 | MIN | W 97-94 | 82-0 plan the parade |
| 00 | SAC/CNS/CHI/WAS | WWWW | Optimistic Preseason |
they’re getting longer every game lol