You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.
You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.
For those who are unfamiliar, let me introduce you to Howard the Duck (really the first movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe).Does Howard have a duck dick or a human dick
Is that Duckdo? Or are they both ducks…
Lea Thompson is not a duck.
Yeah, okay but neither is that duck.
I don’t know what a Duckdo is. That’s Howard the duck.
I can’t explain it if you can’t see it.
So no go?
Quack
Came here to read this comment
Removed by mod
Got any grapes?
Quack
I suppose I’d duck.
I’d duck. Then I would probably duck some more.
I’d walk to a lemonade stand to see if they had any grapes.
Murder.
Peace was never an option.
Peace was never an option.
- explain the whole thing to my partner and ask them to protect me.
Failing that:
-
carefully waddle to where I know people feed ducks
-
practice flying and copy other ducks
-
ask other ducks for tips
Open a wine bottle, maybe? Put the corkscrew to use.
Cover my feathers in wax like substance from my ass glands. Once I’m all waxed up I go for a swim.
I’d float around in the water as my body would now resemble a boat.
Depends, am I a horse-sized duck? I might have some people to fight
