What movie do you want made? If you got a pitch meeting with a producer and a guaranteed green light, what would you say?

  • roo@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    The Bible as a Manga series by non-Christians or Christians with no need to soap it over. Raw and gritty in the way it was originally described. Old Testament level action stories.

    So people strangely know the entire Bible without a hint of religion being demanded. Post-theology, post-religion in a way that people might understand the idea of an egalitarian world coming out of an absolute quagmire.

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    1 year ago

    Speed 3, the moped that couldn’t slow down.
    Setting: Bangkok.
    Starring Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper.
    Villain is Ken Jeong.

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    1 year ago

    Buddy cop movie starring Snoop Dogg and Jeff Goldblum but neither of them are given a script so they have to ad lib the whole thing.

  • CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work
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    1 year ago

    Buddy movie where instead of becoming furious with his wife for cheating on him, the husband just becomes good pals with his wife’s boyfriend. Eventually the wife starts feeling left out as hijinks ensue. In a climactic scene, the boyfriend resists the wife’s temptations in order to help with the new business he and the husband have started together, which leads to the two guys stopping a mass shooter. The two become heroes and best friends forever. It turns out that the would be mass shooter is an ex of the wife who didn’t have a friend and just couldn’t deal.

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    A $200k horror movie that can be out in 3 months. It’s about a serial killer who steals the teeth from his victims.

    My script mixes highly defined characters, supernatural cosmic horror, and old world body horror. It’s goes off the rails in terrifying and fun ways.

    Ps: I actually have a script ready to go and have no hangups about scabbing.

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      1 year ago

      Had me until the last sentence. Lots of folks out there who have problems with you scabbing, watch your fucking kneecaps pal.

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        1 year ago

        Lol. I’m not worried about the pinkos, they have no backbone.

        I’m also in no way a professional writer.

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          I meant every member of every union in the country, myself included. I’ve been to pickets that beat scabs for crossing. You think it’s no big deal but even saying that shit actively hurts workers. Try some class solidarity.

  • blaine@kbin.social
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    What if we made a Star Trek movie, but with a smaller 50-100M budget so we can gear it towards existing Star Trek fans instead of hiring JJ Abrams to churn out another generic summer Blockbuster with a thin veneer of Star Trek branding.

    In this movie, there will be no violence and the ship won’t even fire its’ weapons. The script will be thought-provoking with a heavy focus on space and science interweaved with humanist philosophy where the crew overcome some sort of moral or ethical dilemma.

    In other words… a Star Trek movie, for fans of Star Trek movies, made in the style of the first Star Trek movies.