Jokes on you motherfucker. Just watched Your Name for the first time and I’m already trans.

Tfw i have to live in a universe where humans are fighting witches made by god

I wonder how severe this would affect me.

I’m watching monster, and I think it’s a lot like real life. So I suspect I’ll be more or less a time traveler.

Muahahaha.

Lewd Space Pirate demon. Overly uptight Space princess. Villainous chinchilla spaceship. Perverse super scientist/goddess.

I’m having coffee with a panda and polar bear while annoying a penguin with puns.

Sick, I’d be living in Toronto, Canada in 2006 or whenever Scott Pilgrim takes place.

I’m Lloyd Forger

Been nice knowing yall, I’ll just go die to a Goblin

Me, who most recently watched a single episode of “I don’t want to get hurt so I’m maxing out my defense” after binge watching all of “Made in Abyss”

Ah fuck I’m rewatching Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood

I’m a millenia old elf who has all the time in the world.

Banger, I’m in Aharen-san’s world now

Well, if the Chinese webseries that got a Crunchyroll JP dub (All Saints Street) counts, looks like I’m living in a world of creatures like angels, demons, vampires, werewolves, zombies, mummies, etcetera, live alongside humans. I already know I’d be just a normal human going about his day.

If not, I’d be stuck in normal Japan in Detective Conan. No idea if I’d be a victim or just some random person or what. I’d hope I’m not a victim.

Space Dandy. He’s a dandy guy, in space. He combs the galaxy like he combs his pompadour on the search for aliens. Planet after planet he searches, discovering bizzare new creatures, both friendly… and not. These are the spectacular adventures of Space Dandy and his brave space crew, in space.

I don’t really want to be Space Dandy, but living in Space Dandy’s universe would be awesome.

I’m reading Attack on Titan. I think I’m Fucked.