I’m really enjoying WHALE by Yellow Ostrich right now.
Alts:
Dirty Dishes - Deer Tick
Washing Machine Heart - Mitski
Trying - Bully

Is that cat boss-eyed? We should make a calendar!

Ok guys, I’ll stop paying mine and the rest of you do the same. What are they going to do? Arrest us all? They are going to arrest us all aren’t they.

Bot farms are always early adopters

Bot farms are always early adopters

Toyota, we’ll love you even if your parents dont

If you support a 4-day workweek but purchase a Tesla over a Lamborghini you are a hypocrite. I take my kid to school everyday in my Countach.

That song’s a banger!

You gave your cat years of love, how can all that be meaningless? It will be a sad day when my 19yr old buddy passes but I’m grateful for his love everyday and happy I can love him back. Death is inevitable but life is what you make of it.

I tried screaming the latest r/new posts on the subway but I got stabbed. No more social media outside for me.

I would have been on Tuvix’s side if they were cuter but I still see their face in my nightmares.

You can just print your own forklift license online, that’s how I got started. They didn’t realize it was fake until someone noticed it was signed in crayon.

Removed by mod

Man I wish. All my work is CAD and rendering software. None of it works on Linux.

Do what I do and pull the power. Can’t risk M$ putting ads in my explorer

He puts in 15 hours a day but I’m sure he’s paid well.
moola

Yeah, the randomness keeps things spicy. Upvoting a thread and getting the error page just makes me want to try to upvote things harder

That’s over 28 pounds of weapons per Gaza resident.

Last name is single syllable so the first had to be 2 or more. Made a big list of names I liked the sound of and people I admire and let my wife decide from that. Would have been happy with any of them. We didn’t know the sex yet so we picked both a male and female name.

The middle name is Tiberius after James Tiberius Kirk from Star Trek.

We do that in Michigan too but it’s to punish people who commit crimes against fashion