Some names are cringe-worthy, but creativity matters. What’s in a name, after all?

I saw a sandwich shop named Tasty Heaven.

There was a bar in Los Angeles called Jack’s Office

Used to have a laundry pickup/delivery service in our neighborhood called “No Poop Stains.” It was the worst but also the best name. Terrific business, whenever I had a little extra cash I’d have them do the household’s massive pile of washing. They changed their name unfortunately to something generic and I think that was a mistake.

There’s a spot called "Butter and Filth" in Richmond, VA.
They do fitness pole dancing.
Super appetizing.

There used to be a place in San Jose CA called Linoleum Dicks

HAPPY HEAD

It’s a massage place in San Diego, CA.

Not suspicious at all 😂

Hot cum load. It was a Vietnamese owned dumpling restaurant. Lasted 9 months

Dicks Pumping

Risky click of the day

There’s a store for shipping/mailing called “Goin’ Postal”. That phrase came about to describe any workplace massacre when Post Office workers were coming in and shooting all their co-workers.

“The Captains Boil” the whole thing is as bad as the name.

Felt really bad for the owner with an empty restaurant next to one with a lineup out the door.

What’s funny about Ginger Box?

There’s an optometrist in a town near me called Brown Eye Associates.

We have a convenience store here called United Dairy Farmers.

There’s an ice cream counter inside it, but in recent years, the emphasis is increasingly on it being a gas station that happens to have an ice cream counter - and less emphasis on the ice cream.

People come from out-of-town and thinks it’s really funny that there’s a gas station called “United Dairy Farmers”

Old bastard junk removal, scrawled on the side of a white van in sharpie lol. Surprisingly the dude actually gets a lot of work since it’s way cheaper than trash removal locally and the dude will literally show up whenever and remove anything you want