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minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61·2 months agoI’m pretty sure proximity to a person doesn’t cause breast size to exponentially increase. Unless that person is a plastic surgeon.
minus-squareTrickDacy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 months agoBut what if you just casually say it does without explaining though?
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months ago(It’s clear that the person you’re talking to has some mental issues confronting their diet, it’s probably best to drop the topic with them.)
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 months agoDid you gain 200lb? Massive weight gain is pretty much the only way an adult naturally quintuples their chest size. If not, hopefully you’ve seen a doctor, because it sounds like a serious medical issue.
minus-square13igTyme@piefed.socialBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 months agoThe husband is radioactive.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoOk but like. The 92lbs didn’t just magically grow on your boobies.
I’m pretty sure proximity to a person doesn’t cause breast size to exponentially increase. Unless that person is a plastic surgeon.
But what if you just casually say it does without explaining though?
(It’s clear that the person you’re talking to has some mental issues confronting their diet, it’s probably best to drop the topic with them.)
Or a pastry chef
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Did you gain 200lb? Massive weight gain is pretty much the only way an adult naturally quintuples their chest size.
If not, hopefully you’ve seen a doctor, because it sounds like a serious medical issue.
The husband is radioactive.
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Ok but like. The 92lbs didn’t just magically grow on your boobies.