President Lisa Simpson
WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT.
WERE GONNA LIVE ON, WERE GONNA SURVIVE.
TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY
o7
Lone Star became president?
He’s a honest to God prince!
I still get the “fuck yeah” every time I hear that speech.
Bernie Sanders.
AOC
The president/protagonist of Saints Row IV
Leslie Nielsen would be perfect.
The Boss from Saints Row IV. Intro was stupid fun, rest of the game was…ehhh
Donald Trump
Oh, wait. He wasn’t fictional…
Donald Trump. I can’t believe there are people who think he could actually get elected. The American people aren’t that stupid.
abe lincoln vampire hunter
Biden
Dude hasn’t been sentient since like 2020.
He makes Reagan look downright lucid.
The insidious cadre of fucks operating the Biden bot are getting winded. Time for Kamala the Cop to step in and make America her Cop City.
Reread the title
Keemstar
Joe Biden
Reread the title
I read it correctly. Biden doesn’t exist, he’s a figment of your imagination.
