Patriots starting QBs have always had short-to-medium length names, a trend that would continue if they happened to choose little name guy Drake Maye. Here are all Patriots QBs that have started most of a season for them, in order: Jim Plunkett, Steve Grogan, Tony Eason, Doug Flutie, Marc Wilson, Hugh Millen, Drew Bledsoe, Tom Brady, Matt Cassel, Cam Newton, Mac Jones. New England knows not the mouthful of syllables that is Jayden Daniels.
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