I'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️

printf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone · преди 2 месеца

I'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️

Pup Biru@aussie.zone · преди 2 месеца

rent? it’s keeping your house pest free… you owe it money

(also obligatory that’s not a spider THIS is a spider from australia)

palordrolap@fedia.io · преди 2 месеца

The problem with the implicit size comparison in the Crocodile Dundee reference is that Australian spider size is inversely proportional to their actual danger.

printf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone · преди 2 месеца

True… I don’t know how to pay her though. PayPal? Ko-Fi?

Pup Biru@aussie.zone · преди 2 месеца

ko-fly preferable to ko-squito… they’re both pests but those fees really sting

printf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone · преди 2 месеца

Okay okay OKAY. 🤣

printf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone · преди 2 месеца

I went here to tempt fate. Jesus Christ. If it’s any one of these living in my access point, I don’t know… Would a Norwegian reboot kill it?