🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoAnon creates a mysterysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square118linkfedilinkarrow-up1558arrow-down115
arrow-up1543arrow-down1imageAnon creates a mysterysh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square118linkfedilink
minus-squareApeman42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up122arrow-down1·2 days ago>buy Helium >around 10,000 balloon >gun >attach balloons filled with helium to self >shoot yourself >let the corpse fly away >no one will ever know Thank me later
minus-squareSpider2013@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agohttps://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyle/brazil-priest-flying-party-balloons-lost-at-sea-idUSN22281921/
minus-squareIlovethebomb@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·20 hours agoThat was a fascinating story, did he not check the weather at all?
minus-squareSpider2013@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 hours agoIf i recall correctly, he didn’t know how to use the gps. It was a pre smartphone era
minus-squareApeman42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·1 day agoThat’s so many fewer balloons than I thought you’d need, wow. On the other hand, I found an article with a picture, and even that many is a huge mass: https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna24259555
minus-squaredragonbringerx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up62·2 days agoOne day, ballons deflate Corpse comes raining down out of the sky No one will know what the fuck is going on Thank me later
minus-squareFifi Suzuki@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 days agoI’d like to thank you now. Thank you.
minus-squarepinyaka@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoAnon can’t follow simple instructions.
>buy Helium
>around 10,000 balloon
>gun
>attach balloons filled with helium to self
>shoot yourself
>let the corpse fly away
>no one will ever know
Thank me later
https://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyle/brazil-priest-flying-party-balloons-lost-at-sea-idUSN22281921/
That was a fascinating story, did he not check the weather at all?
If i recall correctly, he didn’t know how to use the gps. It was a pre smartphone era
That’s so many fewer balloons than I thought you’d need, wow.
On the other hand, I found an article with a picture, and even that many is a huge mass:
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna24259555
One day, ballons deflate
Corpse comes raining down out of the sky
No one will know what the fuck is going on
Thank me later
I’d like to thank you now.
Thank you.
Anon can’t follow simple instructions.