Oh no, my Microsoft isn’t working. I can’t even Microsoft at all right now. It’s so distressing. I’ll have to do all my Microsofting next, uh, never.
But by all means fire another 60.000 non-managers.
Wish my company wasn’t fixed already when I started work this morning…lol. Even if it mostly only affected put email, it’s one fewer communication points for me to have to monitor and no one could schedule last minute meetings as a bonus. Lol
Nice how they have changed their stance from “definitely not a cyber attack” to “wouldn’t it be convenient to blame this on a cyber attack, we’ll leave that door open.”
I hope this wakes up the corporate world to the fact that us tech giants services should not be exempt from basic business continuity planning principles.
At a minimum the missed SLA fees should be automatic. The responsibility to file a claim shouldn’t be on the company/admin.
They still haven’t vibe coded a patch yet? Perhaps that offer to buyout 60,000 workers and push AI wasn’t the best choice.
They forgot to add “make no mistakes!” to the prompt smh
Prompting it wrong really is a rookie mistake, which is odd because I heard anybody can use it
M364 then, adopt if you can’t solve a problem.
Just to be safe, let’s call it M360. Underpromise, overdeliver
Live is much better without Microsoft.
Vanga: I see… see… Outage will last for 365 m-m-m… months! I have spoken!
