What’s the joke that makes you laugh every single time you hear it?
“Stella! Stella! Corona light.”
Not really a joke but every scene in Hollywood stars and celebrities: what do they know? Do they know things? Let’s find out.
“No no no no, You wanna get real? Let’s get real! Cancel the bubble round because bojack wants to get REAL! REALLY REAL. REALLY REALLY REALLY REAL.”
“uh I don’t know where you’re going with this.”
“OH REALLY? Because you sure knew where you were going when you pulled over on the side of the freeway and kissed my wife.”
The first time Mr. Peanutbutter and Todd pitch to Bojack always cracks me. It feels sooo very Comedy Bang Bang ish and Bojack’s exasperation makes it funnier every time to me
“A pile of crap that ate a second pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.” or “You want him to die in an ass factory warehouse fire, smothering to death under a pile of burning asses?” Amy’s delivery was just perfect
This is a rather dumb simple joke, but I laugh every time I see it or remember it:
Farmer: Oh, Don’t you worry about your friend. That chicken belongs to us now.Diane: Whoa! Where’d you get that gun?Farmer: You mean originally, or just now?Diane: Just now.Farmer: It was in that barrel.Irving: And what about originally?Farmer: Also that barrel.
The same episode has the memorable PB joke:" … I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said: “You have reached the end of your free trial membership at Benjamin-Franklin-Quotes.com.”"