There have been a lot of great comments made by tennis commentators in the past, most notably “Reflexes like a mongoose on amphetamines!”
But what comment or coverage just made your brain numb?
Kevin Skinner’s pre match monologues are really painful.
Everything that Rusedski has ever said
John Inverdale saying absolutely anything
José Luis Clerc (ESPN Latin America) every single time he screams “que liiindoooo!!!” (so beautiful or so beaaatifuuul for emphasis), he’s very enthusiastic with that phrase specifically in Alcaraz matches when he makes a winner and is so annoying, I’m watching a tennis match not football 🙄.
Ngl mongoose on amphetamines caption surpasses cringe and embraces pure humor.
I can’t help but laugh everytime thinking to a fucking mongoose with red eyes and dilated pupils chasing balls at net.
Whilst I’m mourning the loss of Tennis on Amazon Prime - I won’t miss the droning tedious endless stat anylsis spewed out from pundit Mark Petchy.
The guy can send a glass eye to sleep.
US Open final ESPN commentary where you would think Coco is playing someone invisible 🙂
Rennae Stubbs at the USO. 🤦🏽♀️
Flood the courts lets see if Novak can walk on water 😅
Annabel Croft only has one adjective in her vocabulary- everything is “extraordinary”.