I saw a Colts fan yesterday and l just lost it. Fucking smug prick. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant. and he was sitting eating some fucking tenderloins. Tenderloins. Typical fucking Colts fan. He was there with his stupid Colts fan wife who of course was eating fucking tenderloins too.

Jesus Christ, I hate Colts fans so much.

I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in football. He didn’t say anything. but the way that stupid prick was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking Colts t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a fucking schmuck. He and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. “I’d like to buy this best t-shirt in football with the best money in football please”. I couldn’t fucking believe this asshole. He just kept going at those fucking tenderloins like he’s king of the world.

I just tried to ignore that attention seeking asshat, but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away, he’d conveniently grab for his water or some fucking passive aggressive bullshit so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, BEST FAN IN FOOTBALL RIGHT HERE! Jesus.

You should have seen his wife. What a bitch. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was, and she relayed how fucking satisfied she was in the smuggest way possible. This fucking fake-politeness Colts fans put on is ridiculous.

Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you fucking shitting me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his fucking tenderloin was almost as good as being in football heaven.

I couldn’t fucking take it. l told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking douche he was. He was like ‘Dude, what are you talking about?’ like he didn’t fucking know what a prick he was. l fucking tackled him right there.

Staff called the cops on me as if l did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking Colts fans.