mayflower@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoYou've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?message-squaremessage-square234fedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down123
arrow-up1169arrow-down1message-squareYou've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?mayflower@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square234fedilink
minus-squarePlutoniumAcid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up53arrow-down1·1 year agoI’m pooping next to my toilet, inside this wall. The tp roll is in my belly.
minus-squaremed@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoSame. There is also a handicap rail through my sternum.
minus-squarewilberfan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year ago(This is the exact scenario that occurred to me.)
minus-squarekase@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoSame, minus the pooping and being inside a wall. But I did eat a roll of toilet paper once. (/j) (I have never eaten a roll of toilet paper, yet)
I’m pooping next to my toilet, inside this wall. The tp roll is in my belly.
Same. There is also a handicap rail through my sternum.
(This is the exact scenario that occurred to me.)
Same, minus the pooping and being inside a wall. But I did eat a roll of toilet paper once. (/j) (I have never eaten a roll of toilet paper, yet)