Manchester United beaten 1-0 at Newcastle by Anthony Gordons 55th-minute goal; Erik ten Hags side second best for majority of game at St James Park, and are leapfrogged by hosts, who move into fifth place; Magpies goalkeeper Nick Pope substituted late on and may require an operation
Stick to what plan, not working too hard, being lazy overpaid twats, having one shot on target all game. Oh ffs when is it gonna end Robbie???