Based on absolutely nothing, my assumption is that Kwesi’s plan is to get as much draft capital as possible so we can trade up and hopefully draft a starting caliber QB. In order to do that, Danielle probably needs to get traded for a 1st.

While the odds are impossibly slim, what if we make moves to that effect and then the Hall Monitor turns out to be a stud? I know he probably won’t. You don’t have to leave that comment you jaded bastard. We’re having some fun here and this is marked as a shitpost for a reason.

So, if this were to happen what would you want to spend our multiple 1sts on? Danielle 2.0? ANOTHER WR1? DL? We’re the Vikings so this won’t happen, but it’s fun to dream.