ErreErre, an Italian coachbuilder, decided that the modern Giulia would be better with sharp corners, so they added sharp corners. And lines. And a Kamm-style rear. And really fucking big door handles.

But they kept the Giulia’s side windows and partial roof line, which means the car looks… uh… I guess you’ll have to see for yourself on PistonHeads.

Only $423,000 including donor. Now we have an actual dollar amount for dignity.

Eat your heart out, Sbarro. The Italians have one-upped your weirdness*.

*Note: in researching the veracity of this statement, I realized Sbarro had produced the 4x4+2 and I’m sorry I doubted their weirdness. The ErreErre Fuoriserie Giulia is ugly as sin, but has nothing on Sbarro’s bizarre take on what appears to be a modernized WWI armored car.

I was going to mention the Mitsuoka Orochi but I feel that’s below the belt.

As they say in Italian, “questo offende i miei occhi al punto da farmi male.”

Bonus palate cleanser: https://www.alfaholics.com/our-cars/completed-builds/super-r-026/