Please line up and take a number. Fill out this form that declares you eligible for drafting into the Batum (may he rest in peace) Battalion, as well as waiving your rights to entering the Sixers sub and denouncing Philly as a city.

You will all get your complimentary strip club coupon of 15% off at your nearest establishment in line with Harden’s wishes. You will also receive your “Kawhi - Fun Guy” t-shirts at the door, a “Podcast P - On My Bully Shit” 2023 edition cap, and a matching Brodie skirt (as seen on TV!).

You must also agree to the terms that all these will be taken away and the sub will be set on fire and eventually cremated if Kawhi or PG get injured again this year. Welcome to LA!