Capitalism isn’t disrupted by war, it feeds on it.

No, no, see… They bought Indian oil from India. You know India, known for their oil reserves. Totally not Russian I tell you.

“Record rates” to what we used to buy from India, which is almost nothing. EU oil imports from India increased from 111k barrels a day to 236k barrels a day, while we used to import something like 4.5 million barrels of oil per day straight from Russia.

But writing “EU now imports 3% of the oil it used to from Russia through India” would hardly be news worth writing about.