Companies would, and have, killed people just to make an extra cent. Of course they’d do this.

But if they did this where would we keep our spatulas?

Fart jingles.

*ba da bu ba ba ^double arches^

New timeline plot for the bidet…

the fuck?! my Throne of Thor has HDMI?!

Introducing the Smart Pipe. Smart Pipe is a registered sex offender.

When the benefits outweigh the costs they’ll do.