• xyguy@startrek.website
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    9 months ago

    Researchers: Hey you’re breached

    ATT: MMMM I don’t think so. Pretty sure other people got breached and it looks like our data.

    Researchers: Pretty sure it was you. Here’s pretty compelling evidence.

    ATT: No actually. I’m pretty sure we would know if we were breached.

    … ATT: We were breached