I’m still me, 5’9, out of shape. But I discover I have this ability to score 2 points, anytime I have the ball in my hands and get get a shot off, backwards, granny style anything. It’s good. Now I’ve had a discussion with my friends. One says I wouldn’t get a contract, I believe I’m worth than minimum. I think my value would be coming into on games decided by a final possession. That should be able to shift the outcome of at least, The negatives? You may need to use fouls and timeouts to get me out of the game so I don’t instantly give that 2 points back. I’m short and slow so if I have an NBA player on me I would almost assuredly be denied the ball.
You’d be the goat in a one point game.
2 points per possession would make your team the greatest offense of all time by a mile.
You would be paid multiple max contracts and just play with 9 defensive stalwarts who can hopefully defend 4v5 enough to score less than you
Summer league invite no guarantee and you’ll be waived before camp