lseif@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months agoimagine if the crowsstrike bug was malicious...sopuli.xyzimagemessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up184arrow-down11
arrow-up183arrow-down1imageimagine if the crowsstrike bug was malicious...sopuli.xyzlseif@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months agomessage-square1fedilink
minus-squarechalupapocalypse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·4 months agoManagement: Well we lost 8 billion dollars but we still don’t have any extra money for backups or remote reimaging or vdi, but we will buy you 700 plane tickets to go to each computer and boot it into safe mode, also you’re fired
Management: Well we lost 8 billion dollars but we still don’t have any extra money for backups or remote reimaging or vdi, but we will buy you 700 plane tickets to go to each computer and boot it into safe mode, also you’re fired