• LouNeko@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Oh wow look at what the tides have swept ashore. A Pringles can, some rubber gloves and a few sponges.

  • Zagorath@aussie.zone
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    3 months ago

    The biggest, most monstrous dildo you can find.

    He never uses it. Just befriends it and talks to it like in the original. Just leave the possibility hanging there.

  • Num10ck@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    3 months ago

    a super valuable in-the-original packaging giant boba fett action figure, he’s tormented by keeping it mint in case he ever gets back, somehow the rocket launcher ends up saving his life.