Dude filtered himself. Best outcome.
The fat friend cockblocker is 100% real. I’ve had people try to make out it’s not and it’s unbelievable.
The funniest is when you are talking to someone you know (for example a friends gf) then a fat girl comes over and starts telling you to leave her alone and stuff.
It’s when you need to show your diplomat skills and realise that’s the bodyguard and it ain’t gonna happen tonight. Girls do it (going out as a pair) to feel safe, so trying to separate them is just gonna send their alarm bells ringing and make you sound like a creep no matter what you try.
Maybe he just did the wrong animal impressions to impress her
Could have been worse. Not sure how but it can always be worse
Poor girl could have gone home with that asshole.
hopefully the fat friend got over the friendzone
Anon chose to outdo the fat friend and cock block himself.
Drunk off his ass.
Need a ride home?
Wtf?
