• Wanderer@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    The fat friend cockblocker is 100% real. I’ve had people try to make out it’s not and it’s unbelievable.

    The funniest is when you are talking to someone you know (for example a friends gf) then a fat girl comes over and starts telling you to leave her alone and stuff.

    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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      3 months ago

      It’s when you need to show your diplomat skills and realise that’s the bodyguard and it ain’t gonna happen tonight. Girls do it (going out as a pair) to feel safe, so trying to separate them is just gonna send their alarm bells ringing and make you sound like a creep no matter what you try.