Hello? Pizzahut? Yes this is hospital, your patriotic disc muncher is pretty mangled up over here. Please dispense calories
A genuinely heartwarming greentext. Probably fake and gay, but heartwarming nonetheless.
As a gay, it’s definitely gay. There’s secret text that only gays can read. I can’t tell you what it says or the ghost of Anderson Cooper will have me excommunicated from the gay Mafia, but it’s there.
… I fear I’ve said too much already.
The gay agenda is keeping the secrets of 4chan from the normies confirmed.
The government already knew. Check out the documentary The Men Who Stare at Posts
@dharmacurious i am here to rescind your prostate
Noo! Not that! I’ve been good! It won’t happen again!
While reading this text I definitely read some text. How do I know if that was the gay text or just a regular text?
ghost of Anderson Cooper
Are you people able to become ghosts even while you’re alive? How do I learn this power??
I think I know
By asking this question you have initiated the ancient ritual. Three spirits will visit you on the eve of national coming out day. You will have to blow them to gain your answers.
Maybe if you’re American… Seems like pretty fucking weird behavior to me.
Meh, pretty low on scale of weirdness. Pizza employees remember regulars well. Friends of mine are vegetarian and also have some specific exclusions because they don’t like an ingredient. Each time she calls in now, when they hear her voice they immediately ask “vegetarian pizza with xx, without yyy, zzz, medium?” And all she says is “yup”, confirms the address and it’s ordered. Having a “quirky” guy call in with requests like these makes for a cool story you tell your new coworkers, a break in a busy day (“captain america called!”) etc. At the end of the day you’re not forced “to play the game” after all, you can just deliver and not interact.
Yep, worked pizza delivery throughout college. There are some people who just become part of the schedule. At my place we would do stuff like keep a clean pizza slicer and paddle ready to keep things halal for the Muslim couple who ordered every Thursday night.
We had a set up with a shut in that predated anyone’s employment at the store. Every Friday as soon as we opened we would drop off 2 cheese pizzas at the porch and take the money left in the mail box. Never met the person, but they had a pretty sweet deal because they still only paid the price from like 6 years before because no one could ever get a hold of them. They just became kinda a store tradition.
We also had a couple of older regulars that we would literally call and check on if we hadn’t heard from them in a while. This was nearly 20 years ago in a small college town, so things may be different now.
it’s so weird to me that people get so much out of living in the country they were born in. I’ve lived in 5 countries, it’s not that different.
Oh really? Sing all their national anthems
Most countries don’t sing theirs during class each morning
Agree, only a few places around the world do that (America included in the mostly no)
I can believe it. Good pizza places will go the extra mile for good tipping regulars.
We also remember the regulars who don’t tip, and we control how long your order takes, if we make a stop at a gas station (or home, or the weedman’s) before or after we drop off, if your soda “got a little shook up” because we “had to slam on the breaks,” and not only that but even less scrupulous drivers have say 10-15min alone with your order. Just a word of warning for those I’ve just described. Might want to tip or vary your stores up…
The local pizza delivery girl friended me on FB. I got excited because I thought she was cute and into me. Then I learned she’s super right-wing and weird (in a bad way.). She became WAY less cute to me after that.
Fake and stupidly nationalistic.
Ah so “fake and gay” is evolving lol
I don’t understand, their phrase was identical to yours.
So how much was the hospital bill?
10 000 pizzas
I believe this green text implicitly, this actually happened, no proof needed.
That seems pretty patronizing…
In both senses of the word!
Could God create a story so gay that even he could not fake it?
Now tell me… Is the story fake, because it’s gay, or is it gay… Because it’s fake?
Neither, they’re perpendicular axes. It’s just that every greentext is on the top right quadrant
Yes.
Sorry, but… What an arsehole. Let poor people dance through stupid hoops to earn a lil extra. Fuck you, just tip or don’t. You know? Like adults.
Nobody is forcing these people to take on the challenges. And clearly they enjoyed them enough to personally write a get well card.
Guess having fun isn’t allowed anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
MISTER BEEEEAAAASSSTTT
