Be on site military contractor

Told I’ll be making infinitemoney.jpg

Actually make slightlymorethangs.jpg but with no pension

Tfw ptsd from analyzing combat footage

Tfw actively and daily shunned as “not one of us, just a dirty filthy contractor”

Tfw you can’t get another engineering job because your entire portfolio is classified

Tfw when there is no mental health support or support groups available for aforementioned “just a dirty filthy contractor” reasons

Decide to go back to college instead of killing self

Check brand new school email

“Hi, my name is Sgt Fuckface! Here at the national guard we’re looking for promising young graduates like you”