Things weren’t really going well for me in the lead up to the smash. Personal problems. So I decided to take a breather and pick up a racquet to hit outside. I think you all know where this is going.

Never again. Please never use tennis as your source of therapy if you are a hothead :(

Shit’s expensive.

Oh yes. Part of me thinks I should keep a smashing racket in my bag for this specific purpose. It’s idiotic, but I have a lot of sublimated guilt which expresses itself as self-loathing rage.

Tried once, didn’t work, the holes between strings are too small