🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agoAnon doesn't like Shreksh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1262arrow-down13
arrow-up1259arrow-down1imageAnon doesn't like Shreksh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareZozano@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·edit-23 months agoYes. Fiona: And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad? What’s he like? Shrek: Well, let me put it this way, princess. (Shrek dumps Fiona to the ground unceremoniously and heads to a nearby pond to wash up) Shrek: Men of Farquaad’s stature are in…“short” supply. (he chuckles and Donkey joins in) Donkey: I don’t know, Shrek. There are those who think…“little” of him. (They laugh even harder) Fiona: Stop it. Stop it, both of you. You’re just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad. Shrek: Yeah, well, maybe you’re right, princess. But I’ll let you do the…“measuring”…when you see him tomorrow.
Yes.
Fiona: And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad? What’s he like?
Shrek: Well, let me put it this way, princess.
(Shrek dumps Fiona to the ground unceremoniously and heads to a nearby pond to wash up)
Shrek: Men of Farquaad’s stature are in…“short” supply.
(he chuckles and Donkey joins in)
Donkey: I don’t know, Shrek. There are those who think…“little” of him.
(They laugh even harder)
Fiona: Stop it. Stop it, both of you. You’re just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.
Shrek: Yeah, well, maybe you’re right, princess. But I’ll let you do the…“measuring”…when you see him tomorrow.
Yeah I remember that now.