I had one too many F5 Ipas and I was feeling it by the middle of the second quarter. For some reason I started screaming America every time a free throw was made. You yelled at me and told me to “Simmer down” and then I proceeded to scream “You dont have enough badges to train me” as I proceeded to one time the rest of my hot dog and chug the rest of my beer before flapping my wings and doing only what I can assume was the worst eagle impression imaginable.