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    1 month ago

    Well you know all those murders that are not being committed with these knives?

    Yeah, well this ban will stop all those murders that are not happening. It is expected to reduce crime rates by up to 0%.

    This brilliant scheme was brought to you by the conservatives. On brand at least.