Patrick Surtain II and Davante Adams really could be on the table this trade deadline and Jerry is out here with his phone in his pocket. Meanwhile the Eagles are signing half the league and bolstering their depth. People out here rioting and protesting all around the world over God knows what, we need to focus their energy on the important stuff and put them outside The Star and get Jerry on a one way ticket to Mexico. You need some time off buddy. We won’t win with you here.
Eagles are trying to win right now, meanwhile Jerry is giving radio interviews on how he likes the guys we have, thinks Dak is the second coming of Staubach, rinse and repeat. The Boys will be emptying their lockers first week of January while Philly is preparing for another home playoff game as per tradition.
Philly isn’t signing half the league, they’re just signing Tennessee