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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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  • brap@lemmy.world
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    Man, a lathe will fuck you up if things go awry.

    • GluWu@lemm.ee
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      Sometimes I throw the chuck just to feel something.

      I’ve had several thousand deducted from my pay to fix the ceiling.

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        Employee breaks something: loses money equal to the damage

        Employee makes something: gains money far below profits

        It’s amazing how easily capitalists understand the value you bring to the company… only when it’s negative.

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      You saw that one too?

      I’m really nervous around them these days that’s for sure

      • zirconium886@lemmy.zip
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        Took a machining class, could barely drill a 3/16"(I think?) at 2000rpm cause that video scared me so much

      • Cypher@lemmy.world
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        Mind sharing the video?

    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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      I lathe in my underwear only since watching that video.

      • toynbee@lemmy.world
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        Seems like you should keep the lathe out of your underwear, TBH.

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          I’m like a Ken doll.

      • frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe
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        Make sure it’s leather as well

    • Troy@lemmy.ca
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      Oh definitely. However the warning joke appears to imply that even attempting to use it will alter you in some comic supervillain sense or something.

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      I doubt the part of the statement before the “but,” not the part after it.

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