I am a lifelong Broncos fan. I thought I was devoted, however my devotion frankly pales in comparison to my daughter’s love for Taylor Swift.

I usually can’t entice her to come to a game with me, but she’s dying to go to the Chiefs game because… I guess Taylor Swift may be hidden away in a luxury box somewhere? And the thought of being in the same crowd of 75,000 people together is exciting for her? Anyway seems silly but she’s excited to go, and my opportunities to indoctrinate her to love of football/broncos are few, so we scored some good tickets.

She wants to bring a taylor swift-related sign and try to get on TV. I have told her I am fine with that as long as it is derogatory to the Chiefs. We are fielding nominations for a sign that is pro-Taylor and anti-Chiefs and funny.

We’ve toyed with something simple like “I love Taylor…but the Chiefs Still Suck!” but would love to see if you knuckleheads can come up with something “more cleverer” for us! Winning idea gets to potentially see their sign in action on TV.

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  • bo_tweetleBEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Or, hear me out. You go to the game and enjoy the football, and you let your daughter put whatever she wants on the sign. Win-win for both.

  • SnlxddBEnglish
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    11 months ago

    1989 is gonna be re-released so maybe a pun off of that album.

    Idea #1 If you want to lean into our misery against the chiefs: 16 straight losses So it’s gonna be forever? Or it’s gonna go down in flames

    Idea #2: 16 game losing streak? Let’s Shake it Off

    Idea #3: My Wildest Dreams:

    • Seeing Taylor Swift (with a check in a box)
    • Watching the Broncos beat Taylor’s boyfriend (with an empty box)

    Idea #4: We’ve got Bad Blood w/ the Chiefs

    • Galaxius_ThorBEnglish
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      11 months ago

      As a Bronco living in Chiefs country, this would make their blood boil. I approve.

  • DBDXLBEnglish
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    11 months ago

    “Fuck You Taylor and Fuck The Chiefs”

  • chode_templeBEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Some of her more popular lyrics are things like:

    “I’ve got a blank space baby, and I’ll write your name”. “I knew you were trouble when you walked in” “She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts” “Look what you made me do”

    Something about “it must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero”.

    The song “All Too Well” is huge. There’s a line that says “I remember it all too well”.

    You could also do something with (Taylor’s Version). Like “A Broncos Victory (Taylor’s Version)”.

    I personally think that something like “don’t embarrass me in front of Taylor Swift!” could be funny.

    I would actually take this over to r/TaylorSwift. They won’t be assholes about it. And they’ll have great ideas.

  • TitanSR_BEnglish
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    11 months ago

    honestly that’s really nice. Sucks that taylor is dating one of your division rivals.

  • funboy51BEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Have dad dress like Taylor Swift…but topless. That should get him on TV and thus her too…chill it’s joke guys…lol