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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

Anon watches the news with his mom

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Anon watches the news with his mom

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    We’re inclined to laugh, but maybe if we were all this dumb there’d be no such thing as credit default swaps

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      If we were all that dumb, our currency would be backed by debt derivatives…

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        This line of humor requires people to be educated. Please tone it down.

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          Best I can do is incorporate colors and shapes with frame cuts every 1-3 seconds and put it on Xiaohongshu with TTS at 92bpm.

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            That’s all I ask, thank you

    • Caveman@lemmy.world
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      Swiggety swooty coming for the 2008 mortgage booty

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      We are all this dumb because credit default swaps exist.

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    She’s worried anon has serial killer potential and doesn’t know how to talk to him about it is my guess.

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      Or he wants to be a dentist, not a misfit.

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        Unexpected Hermey!

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        Now she’s certain he doesn’t have the makings of becoming a dentist.

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    I was a super weird, isolated and badly socialized abused kid with nearly unlimited internet access from a way-too-young-age and looking back I think I had a lot of conversations with adults like this where they were checking to make sure I wasn’t going off the deep end

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      Yeah. Mom was checking if kiddo liked murder.

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    short answer, this is why american politics is fucked.

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