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LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago

Thank god "shit" is censored

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Thank god "shit" is censored

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LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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    Be careful to keept it then. My people are watching. If you lose your Virginity there go the powers.

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      I was 24 when a harlot stole my precious seed and robbed me of the promise of the mystic arts.

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        There are other ways of aquiring mystic arts and powers. The aforementioned is just the kost straightforward.

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      you don’t have to worry, my virginity is safe

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        As long as you keep it until 30 the powers are yours. You cannot be stripped of them. If you get to 40 you get even more powers. But if you lose your Virginity between 30 and 40 you keep rhe powers.

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      The council watches with great interest.

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