Life really has come fast for him.

When he was signed he was seen as one of the jewels in the English crown. Excellent performances in Germany, German pundits baffled that Southgate wasn’t starting him ahead of the likes of Foden and Saka, massive salary, £73m price tag and a boat load of promise.

Fast-forward now and he’s basically just a rotted husk of what he was. Never performs when he plays (or rarely), has a piss poor attitude, just fallen out with his manager, dropped from the England squad because he never properly trains, suspended from actual first-team football because of the falling out with his manager and now just fucking around on EA Sports FC at 01:00 in the morning.

What a fall from grace.