LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months agoAnon hates condomlemmy.mlimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1183arrow-down121
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minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up106·edit-22 months agoWhy would I give some woman I barely know my hard earned cum?
minus-squareNosavingthrow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up57arrow-down1·2 months agoI save mine in a milk jug to drink later. Can’t let any of my vital essence go to waste.
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agohttps://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agothat link is staying green, and the amazon bot spying on my account will thank me for i t
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoWell the main gist is vidible form the link itself
minus-squareWho knew?@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoidk the cum flan in the cover is really something, looks just like a regular one, you’d never know.
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·2 months agomemes but instead of posting images we post amazon links
minus-squareSylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoThat’s from Dr. Strangelove, right ?
minus-squarebaldingpudenda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoYup. I also love him smoking that cigar
minus-squareSylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI need to rewatch that movie
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoLook at Mr. Fancy Pants over here with a dedicated jug. Just slurp straight from the rubber.
minus-squareScratch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoSave it all up for your wedding night. Let the sperms fight for dominance in the milk jug, that only the strongest and fittest sperm survives to merge with the egg.
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agothis might be of interest to you.
minus-squareTwig@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months ago“I do not avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence.”
minus-squareLad@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoSemen is a bit like lending someone less than $5, you can’t really ask for it back
Why would I give some woman I barely know my hard earned cum?
I save mine in a milk jug to drink later. Can’t let any of my vital essence go to waste.
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
that link is staying green, and the amazon bot spying on my account will thank me for i t
Well the main gist is vidible form the link itself
idk the cum flan in the cover is really something, looks just like a regular one, you’d never know.
memes but instead of posting images we post amazon links
Well sorry
That’s from Dr. Strangelove, right ?
Yup. I also love him smoking that cigar
I need to rewatch that movie
Look at Mr. Fancy Pants over here with a dedicated jug. Just slurp straight from the rubber.
Save it all up for your wedding night. Let the sperms fight for dominance in the milk jug, that only the strongest and fittest sperm survives to merge with the egg.
this might be of interest to you.
“I do not avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence.”
Semen is a bit like lending someone less than $5, you can’t really ask for it back
LMAO