I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Orianna. I try to play Ryze. My Orianna deals more damage. I try to play Gangplank. My Orianna deals more damage. I try to play Zed. My Orianna deals more damage. I want to play Vex. She shares items with Orianna. I want to play TF, Vladimir - they both get outclassed by Orianna. She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I take plates for her. I give her the Luden. She isn’t satisfied. I give her shadowflame “I don’t need this much flat pen” She tells me. "Give me more AP " She grabs Malph and forces him to throw himself off enemies. “You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Deadhcap.” I can’t buy Zhonyas, I don’t have enough AP yet. She grabs my gold card. It declines. “Guess this is the end.” She grabs ball. She says “Ravage.” There is no hint of sadness in that ball. Nothing but pure, magic damage. What a cruel world.