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      The more timid subspecies of the feared diarrhea-jet-superpropulsion fairy.

      Some say a mere glance of this fairy can have you leave orbit!

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          21 hours ago

          Weaponisation of fecal fairies can lead to aftermaths of unprecedented destruction on all sides leaving the whole plane of existence a shitty mess.

          But, in the interest of exactness, yes, you can def do that, just ask directly. Usually the convo would go something like “Hey, can you pay a special visit to that guy?” - “Why?” - “Why not?” - “Good point, I’m on it!”

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              13 hours ago

              There will always be shitty humans asking shitty fairies to additionally enshittify the already pretty shitty world just to shit on someones day a bit more.

              Humans have been great at fighting shit with additional shit, and then wonder tirelessly where all the shit came from.
              And it’s from the shit-fairies!!!