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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallout:_Equestria

    Even the wiki is semi-cursed

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      It is split into five volumes, totaling 620,000 words across more than 2,000 pages.

      surprised pikachu face

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      My brother in Christ, thank you for this. Hilarious!

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      i did NOT expect this to actually exist

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        The incorporation of more violent and mature content contributes to a darker overall tone than the Friendship Is Magic source material.

        I had expected it but was still disappointed.

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      how does a pony fire an AK-47?

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        Battle saddles - basically a saddle with mouth trigger to which you mount whatever weapon you need and auto reload on kick. Or telekinesis, if unicorn.

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        • Flagstaff@programming.dev
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          Okay, that’s enough Internet for me today.

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        I haven’t read it, since it’s MLP, and also since it’s apparently 2000 pages, so I can’t tell you. But I do want to know

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          In “Fallout: Equestria,” ponies fire guns and perform other actions using:

          1. Magic and Telekinesis: Unicorns use magic to manipulate objects.
          2. Adaptive Technology: Specialized tools and mechanisms for hooves.
          3. Collaboration: Teamwork leveraging unique strengths.
          4. Creative Problem-Solving: Innovative use of tools and environment.

          These adaptations showcase the ponies’ resilience in a post-apocalyptic world.

          Huh. Dunno if any of that is true, shan’t verify

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            Or, in Tamers12345’s universe (objectively the best one) you can just DO it… with varying degrees of success.

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              Sometimes in fantasy or scifi it’s fine to say “that’s just how it is, don’t worry about it” hah

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            Ok, now do Fallout: the Care Bears.

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        AK, in Fallout world? Pffft

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          The “chinese assault rifle” from Fallout 3 looks pretty much like an AK to me.

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            It pretty much is tbh

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        They have particularly nimble pelvic muscles.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        It pulls the trigger. Duh.

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        You might be overthinking it.

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      Honestly, Wikipedia, who the fuck still uses a subdomain for mobile?

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        I see you’ve never done serious web development.

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          Ok time to close IE6 and get you to bed grandpa

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            Stop stealing my heart pills.

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          I did and I don’t use subdomains for mobile. Have you tried being good at it?

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        Honestly, please do. Don’t try to deduce it from UA or worse yet, aspect ratio. The results are predictable this way. Or maybe have 3 subdomains, m.example.org for mobile, d.example.org for desktop, example.org for auto.

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      Holy equestrian atrocity. I thought only AI…

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      Surprisingly, I know about this, thanks to Station 13 shenanigans.

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