Tough to read as a wall of text, so here you go bro:

The New York Giants are tanking hard. Having a disaster of a season.
So why do I watch them every week? There surely must be a reason.

I torture myself each Sunday, Watching my team lose every game.
Why am I doing this to myself? I really must be insane!

And then I remember the reason why, I watch my team go through these skids.
It’s because when I watch these Sunday games, I can ignore my wife and kids.

But instead of giving up, and losing this time, As my favorite team gives me the shaft,
I have begun to watch College Football instead, And scout for the upcoming draft.