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Mine are
“i have scored with every part of my body, that’s a ridiculous question”
“I was going to hug you, Jesus I forget how skittish elderly people could be because of the war.”
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Omgosh!! The way Ted jumped behind Isaac and Isaac jumped…!!!
Ted Lasso : Maybe a little. I’m sorry, Roy, but I came here tonight cause when you realize you wanna spend the rest of your life coaching with someone you want the rest of your life to begin ASAP.
Roy Kent : Please stop.
Ted Lasso : You complete our team.
Roy Kent : You’re an asshole.
Roy reading: “it has to be me. It can’t be anyone else…FUCK!”
Temper your chocolate, you twat!
Jamie Tart is a muppet and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a muppet.
“How do you solve a problem like Maria? Although if you ask me the Nazi’s were the real problem in that story”
“I don’t know he is 17 he will probably have chips for dinner and a wank before bed.”
In All My Happiest Memories, I’m Single. That Troubles Me.
“Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver.”
“Mae, what is a wanker?”
Mae makes gesture
“I’m a visual learner so that helps a lot thank you”
On a scale of one marmalade sandwich to five marmalade sandwiches, we’ve got no marmalade sandwiches
Pre Madonna
Vanilla vodka - such a child.