unironic Killian flair havers in shambles when confronted with basic math

“I don’t put my toe in the water, I ride in the front of the roller coaster with my hands up … my clip is always empty.”

15 losses in a row. Let that sink in.

Free throws attempted:

Lakers - 25 | Pistons - 5

This Weaver guy, can he at least speak coherently in press conferences?

How many losses in a row before Weaver gets canned? 20, 30? There is no way our miraculously decent attendance keeps up with this product.

Cade “Max Me” Cunningham

/r/nba: “Yeah but his genetically identical twin brother who plays with the ball in his hands because he is an even worse shooter is 10x the athlete Ausar is”

It’s not a coincidence that the team has wilted in close games late whenever Cade decided to stop moving the ball so he can do his shitty Luka impersonation.

This class is looking brutal so far. I’m not in love with anyone at the top.

Sarr is incredibly raw. Holland is 6’5". Collier isn’t as impressive to me as Stephon Castle or Carlton Carrington.

Duren letting a guy shoot wide, wide open. Wild.

You can stay: Jaden, Ausar

You can go: Everyone else, especially Troy

Greg Kelser genuinely putting Cade in the same box as a young Zeke and Joe. Wow. Guy is ass.

Duren is the worst perimeter defender we’ve had at the 5 in a long time. Dude loves leaving his man open if he can shoot.

“I don’t put my toe in the water, I ride in the front of the roller coaster with my hands up … my clip is always empty.”

Trading Bogi should have been done last year. Fucking move him.

Fire Weaver.

Jaden should be our lead guard. Cade doesn’t have the speed to defeat a collapsing defense. The high-low shit we are trying to run is so, so painful to watch.

These guys pass the ball like the Pacers can’t score on them. Value the ball.

Killian and Burks with a cool -14. Feels like it should be even worse.

Pacers announcer just said Bojan wouldn’t get playing time when healthy. Some broadcast teams are just fucking awful. “He is just an asset.”